My husband and I got married two days before my birthday. (And four days before my parents' anniversary. Not that I expect him to remember that one.) But he says he can never forget our anniversary since he knows when that week hits every year, there's some big days coming up. And he remembers my birthday, so he knows…

Star for the Sheldon reference!!!

don't say that too loud, or Taylor Swift will try and trademark that one too!

You get a Mirena! And you get a Mirena! And you too!!!!

I'm way late to the party, but for our courthouse wedding, I wore black suede, calf high, four inch wedge boots. I also wore a blue tank top, a black skirt, and a white cardigan. My mom showed up and went, 'that's what you're wearing?' I told her, yeah, I'm comfortable and my husband loves every piece of clothing I'm…

ahh, it hurts so much, but you're so cute, I just can't help but let you maul me while I snuggle you!

just replying to say I love your name!!!

If they're young enough parents, wouldn't they have been vaccinated when they were children? And they obviously turned out well enough to grow up. Dumbasses.

I think that's exactly what it is. They don't want to think that their sons could do that to anyone. Or maybe they don't want to believe that maybe they didn't raise their kids well enough to not be assholes. Just keep believing that it's always the woman's fault.

THIS! My ex-husband's mother didn't believe a single word I told her. She told me 'it's not rape if you're married, and if you gave it up more often, stuff like that wouldn't even be thought about.'

So I was being 'naughty' while my husband was raping me while I was asleep at night? When there wasn't a drop of liquor anywhere to be found?

OMG, I used to get just bacon and cream cheese on a cinnamon raisin bagel. It was fucking HEAVEN!

After my divorce from my first husband, I put all the jewelry he bought me and my wedding band and engagement set in a box and put it away for a bit. When my now husband and I were going on vacation, I wanted to have some extra money, so I sold all of it to a guy who melts it all down and resells the stones. With that…

I had something like this happen for a period of time after I had to have a D&C a few years ago. It made sex so unbelievably painful. My ex-husband couldn't (or intentionally wouldn't) understand that it hurt way too much for me to even fool around. The experiences around my D&C were so traumatic that when it came to…

When I got married the first time around, I went out with my maid of honor (she's all I had for the wedding party, my mother lived four hours away) and picked out a beautiful lace dress, tea length, perfect for that whole 'let's get married so I can have health insurance since I'm finally pregnant' kind of wedding. My…

These would be amazing for the Mermaid Parade in (I think) Coney Island every summer!