I frequent breweries and spend plenty of time and money traveling to different breweries and drinking different beers. In the past few years I’ve been to well over 100 breweries and I try not to think about the amount we’ve spent on pints. All breweries are different - some go for a social atmosphere, some like to be…

Eh, I don’t know. I mean, this is very generous of people and that’s awesome. But this reminds me of all the “heartwarming” stories about coworkers donating time so that people can take more than two weeks off after having a baby, or take the necessary time to recover from an illness/injury, without having to file for…

It’s enough to give you the existential blues.

I refuse to believe the acronym theory because any club I’ve ever eaten was turkey, not chicken.

sit at a table for an hour after service even if the restaurant is packed to the gills

Humane? perhaps. Still not a good idea.

What about desultorily soaping up the girlfriend’s shoulders and back, but she likes the shower hot enough to poach an egg and complains that she’s getting cold so she bolts out of the shower and when you get out she’s on the phone with her mom but grows quiet when you enter the room? Can we still engage in that?

The last sound heard on Alderaan.

NO if you lift every other day THAT IS 4 TIMES A WEEK!

Actually I’m pretty sure that’s not Candy Crush. It’s Gummy Drop.

It’s just going to end with Trump/Belichick losing two elections to Eli Manning.

Upvoted, though I would have gone with “to make more money allow more room for patrons, the pub is being split into two parts”

I feel like Christmas Shoes at least gets points for being SO FUCKING MAUDLIN.

Drew is right about the religious Christmas songs beating out secular ones. The one gotcha is that sometimes the secular songs sneak in some religion late in the verses.

My PB is just under three hours

Dude saves his own life with a miraculous, one-in-a-billion grab of a railing. Meanwhile, I lost my balance when I put my pants on this morning, stumbled, and smacked my cheek on the doorknob, which will leave a bruise on my face for the next two weeks.

I want to watch position players tossing knuckleballs in the 13th inning.

if it smells like wet dog, yes

Judit Polgár has been the higest rated female player ever (2735 peak Elo rating) which was good for no. 8 among men. She was the top female player for 26 years before Hou Yifan overtook her in 2015 (note: Polgár retired in 2014). To date she is the only woman to beat a world no.1.

To continue the skiing thought/theme: Imagine Goodell showing up at Wachusett Mtn for a day on the piste. They would have to get molecular DNA samples to have something to bury. That place is basically nothing but drunk/stoned dudes from Milford who are trying to relive their glory days at Tufts.