I love this. So cool.

For normal people who observe traditional social structures and boundaries, yes, this article is relevant.

Only one solution to this pisswhelp of a problem...

C’mon guys, it’s just angular momentum + inertia.

This made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Thanks.

If I lived near Muir Woods, I’d be there in a heartbeat. Instead I’ll be at the Art Institute, looking at the marvelous collection and trying to put some distance between my head and the world.

Saw this as well. Still one of their best efforts, IMHO.

I like the zest idea. I’m stealing that.

Patrick Allen, destroyer of all things Thanksgiving.

Wow. My folks had one of these. They hated it with a passion. But it was, as my uncle described it, “the cheapest sonofabitch on the lot”.

Whatever.

I don’t get this at all. If you cook whole cranberries for a couple of minutes in boiling mixture of sugar, water, and OJ, the berries burst all on their own, and you get a really nice cranberry sauce. It’s much better than the canned stuff.

Or solve anything. They’re not a nation state that can capitulate the way Japan did. They’re an insurrection. They have no standing in the world— we nuke them, they don’t give up, they just pop up somewhere else. There are millions of Muslims world-wide. You suggest we play global wack-a-mole every time a terrorist…

You first.

TL;DR. But why does anyone give a shit about this? If you’re in the cabal, and you don’t like it, get out. If you’re not in the cabal, then it’s just poo flinging.

Gonna make “swipe left” and “swipe right” take on a whole new meaning...

It’s not possible, Neil. Give it up.

“I need to be vague because I can’t be fucked to supply facts and cogent arguements. The longest book I read was a pamphlet entitled ‘Ted Cruz: Secret Messiah’.”

Constantly. Any other evasive questions?

Here come the capital letters. Shout baby. It makes your argument so much more impressive.