While this is true, the physical act of using the slide rule gives you a feel for the process of getting the result. For me, this was invaluable— math was incredibly difficult because I don’t think computationally.

I use Siri. The voice command system on my 2014 CX-5 is horrible.

“What are these red dots on your papers?”

This is good mojo.

HUGE crush on Rita Moreno when I was a wee lad.

College sports. Slightly less useless than a wet fart from a dead pigeon.

This. I got so tired of dealing with mismatched pieces that one day, I threw everything out and got the same Rubbermaid set. Mrs. Cuckoo was mad for about 3 days... then she realized she wasn’t spending 10 minutes looking for lids whenever she was packaging the leftovers from dinner.

Christ, they look like siblings.

She’s damn funny. She’s the only reason I watch the show. I like Kate McKinnon, but all of her characters just end up being 60+ chain smoking lesbians. She does it well, but it’s a low bar.

So much better once the sound is turned off.

Good point. And Cho’s various Korean 30-Rock apperances...

I can’t blame Tim. It’s a paying gig. Nobody got hurt. Roth, like the rest of us, is on his back and the meter’s running.

I know where my hands have been. It’s a wonder they haven’t caused more deaths.

Why can’t we just get to the real lists:

I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks regarding my ‘sincerity’. Correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation within the best of my limited abilities.

I have a MIL who’s a wonderful person in most respects, but she has two issues, a) she’s a buttinski, and b) she and her husband of 50+ years only communicate through fighting. So, every conversation is a confrontation.

Someday, I will have a dog. He will be this big. He will be wonderful. He will be called Bus.

Trump is a poo-flinging chimp. However, others are mistaking that poo as food. “Wait. What? This isn’t food? It’s someone’s fault! It’s not Trump’s, though!” He’ll ignore it, having moved on.

But they have most of the money in this country. That’s a problem.

I need an extra hand in my shop— just to hold things at odd angles when clamping or wumpusing up a weird jig won’t quite do. Wonder if this’d work?