If MLB were serious, they could just *give* the money outright, and not need Farrell's presence. But they took this as an opportunity to highlight that nobody gives a shit about spring training, so they brought in a wringer. That's all.

Would a man's face be considered a "force" or an "obstacle"? I'm new to this.

Slightly unrelated, has anyone ever read Strunk & White as prose, rather than a "how-to" guide? It's a masterpiece. It talks the talk and walks the walk.

This woman is lucky. Rabid raccoon attacks have been increasing in the last few years. Rabid raccoons are really tough to kill— rabies stimulates the nervous system and adrenals. This woman must have hands of steel.

All she has to do is pull out a can of Raid.

As soon as it gets warm, the entire garage is gonna be one giant french cleat.

Thanks! I gotta try this this weekend!

Thanks! I gotta try this this weekend!

Whoa

Whoa

I read "mossy squirrel". Imagine my confusion.

Well, if Clarkson goes, I can start watching Top Gear again. Unless, of course, they get Johnathan "wubbaew" Ross.

This does not matter. To me, that is.

I like to make a mass of breakfast burritos, freeze them, and then reheat in the microwave at work. Works great, but the only problem is that there's a ton of water released when the burrito is reheated. Any thoughts on how to create a wet (not soaked) breakfast burrito?

The questions of discipline, structure, boundaries, appropriateness, etc. contributed heavily to the reasons why I didn't want children. I haven't been able to figure out any of those factors myself. No reason to pass them on to future generations.

Wait, what have I been putting on my ice cream all these years?

Now I know where my vintage Sears turntable/cassette/8-track/am-fm receiver stereo went...

Ask Rahm.

I despise everything about E! but I will listen to Kelly. I don't care about the mohawk, the color of her hair, tattoos, yadda. I think she's smart and funny and interesting. These are three things the insectoid Giuliana will never have.

I know who he is. I just don't care :) If I want to read tales of rape, incest, palace intrigue, I can re-read "I, Claudius"...

The Beatles producer? I suppose...

He's saving that one for his next 27,000 page, 9 book epic.