Neil Patrick Harris was less charming than James Franco. Didn't think that possible.

Exceptionally.

Giggles aside, this idiot's just helping the bear to an early grave.

What was it Peter Cook said about judges as E.L. Wisty from Memoirs of a Miner...

They were running Krupps and the like.

It's his interpretation of "Jessie's Diets". "This week, I have mostly been sitting in a disused litter bag." Hope he's feeling better.

I just feel kinda lucky to have it. :) The last Martin I owned (a DM) was a good guitar, but we didn't get along. I sold it ages ago. This one's just right.

Martin D-15. Mahogany top, rosewood back and sides. I bought it used. It's possibly the sweetest guitar I've ever played.

Every word, every inch, every nuanced use of the word 'shit' and its derivatives make this article a random romp of pure gold.

I did this. Paid for a new guitar. Swwweeet.

I used to work in a Mexican restaurant. I made salsa every day. Part of the recipe was to run a can of jalapeños through the grinder, then add them to the salsa. Normally, you'd empty the can into a colander, rinse them a bit (the oil they packed them in just made the salsa greasy and bitter), and grind away. One…

True. My buddy named him George for Curious George (he got into everything). For 17 years, I had the pleasure of being The Man In The Yellow Hat.

He's a handsome lad. Love that face.

He'll just say, "That's fine. I don't know how you'll hold down that second job, but don't let me stop you."

So sleepy. Awww...

Awww... big orange. I miss my big orange dude, George. He's been gone 13 years now and I still think of him every day.

Fixed.

The "Preservation and Sovereignty of Marriage Act" says that taxpayer funds and governmental salaries cannot be used to license or support same-sex marriage.

Wasn't this decided in Robble v Robble?

My friend Myles says, "'Nice' is what you say about others when you can't think of anything else to say about them," which sums it up for me. Don't be a nebbish; be someone who has the courage of their convictions.