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I’m from Mississippi. I assumed this in general misery was normal. I just moved to Washington and cried when I found out I could vote by mail. I’m never going back and fuck that state and fuck Phil Bryant (which is what I should have said to his dirty little rat face in that airport three years ago).

If In-N-Out didn’t want Trump to take lemonade, someone should have stopped him.

It’s a solid Yes!

U win the comment section

Got eat ‘em fresh and ordered as cheese fries.

In n Out is a solid burger at a great price but not worth waiting in a 40 car line for.

Their fries the regular way are too mushy; well-done are like toothpicks. But I’ve learned you can indeed order them medium-well, which appears to be the Goldilocks solution here

Get the fries animal style. Melted cheese and their special sauce make them less ass. If you’re eating them plain, you have to add salt. They don’t salt them.

The only drink worth drinking at In-n-Out is the Pink lemonade. The fuck outta here with that yellow junk from the fountain.

Oh god... you just made me think of cheapskate lemonade. I used to work with someone that, when we would go out to lunch, they would order a water and lemons, then proceed to make lemonade in the glass with the lemons and sugar from the table.

Eric Trump’s face looks like he is constantly smelling farts.

I think that if we put the lemonade aside for a moment and really examine this picture, we can all agree that the true travesty in the post is the user handle “Kush Vonnegut.”

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

I’m going to miss these memes.

Reminds of Morty telling Rick that he’s like Hitler “but at least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.”

I have the vaguest recollection of that ad — something like “okay guys, is the only way to get through to you about not setting forest fires to put myself in a woman suit?”

History and old records are awesome. And weird sometimes. Kind of like people in general!

First a doomed replicant and then revealed to be Smokey in a woman costume.

Not today, Satan, not today!

Can someone please explain to me why many states are totally cool with Stand Your Ground laws/using deadly force to “prevent death or great bodily harm” but this little girl faces life in prison for shooting someone who repeatedly threatened to kill his entire family with that very gun?