This reminds me of a painful staff meeting we had yesterday. To set the scene: my coworkers consist of one late twenties man from Korea, and seven white Americans (one old lady, four old men, and two young women, one of whom is me). We are having our monthly staff lunch meeting.

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Jesse Watters and Bill O’Reilly are two of the honkiest, racist, most bass-ackwards, shit-talking, cocksucking cracker shitlords on TV.

Agree. Also, can the talking heads stop with “pages leaked from Trump’s 1995 tax returns suggested that he might have avoided paying federal income taxes for 18 years.” 

I live in the area, please show me affordable housing. It’s nearly $1000 a month to rent a room. You can probably find cheaper rooms if you want to live with college students. A tiny one bedroom apartment would probably be in the $1500/m ballpark, but don’t forget first/last/broke/deposit due on the first to move in.…

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

I have pretty heels. They are in a basket in my closet and that is where they will likely die because I cannot. Is there some trick to walking in them that I have not caught on to? I spend most of my time barefoot- when I do go somewhere it is to the store or to one of the Big Foot’s appointments so it is comfortable…

No, let’s talk about it. He makes my lady bits wither and dry up. Simultaneously, I also want to shit and vomit looking at him.

I guarantee that’s a phrase that has been in Pence’s mouth before. “Whip that Mexican thing out, Pedro, I ain’t got all night!”

You think Harvard kids are going to work in the dining hall?

$35,000 a year seems like a lot to ask to you? You have a weird definition of “a lot.”

Similarly, look at Harvard’s staunch opposition to grad student labor unions. These are the folks who teach “fucking Harvard kids for a living.”

I’m 5'3" and I hardly ever wear heels. When I’m feeling *fancy* I wear booties with like 1.5" heels. I just don’t give a shit.

Someone. Was paid. Real money. To assemble that grouping of words between the two paragraphs.

somehow they all think republicans are better for the military because they talk tough. it’s total lunacy but they believe it. and it’s also a large majority white, i’m sure that helps.

Of all the false equivalencies in this election, which are numerous and often stunning in their willful ignorance of reality, this might take the cake.

Ovaries. Two of ‘em can you believe it. A terminal case.

“War hath no fury like a non-combatant” goes the old saying.

Have you read the linked article about the rest of the speech? Aside from the same tired “The media Toon my speech out of context because they are working for Hillary” crap, he said that the military has become too politically correct and implies he will stop women and Transgender people from serving on the front…