This, among other things, is why I say that I learned everything that I needed to know about life from the movie “Serial Mom”.

Yeah, the article was mistaken, but you’re absolutely right. Try fucking living here. Try it after a few blissful years of relative peace and freedom in Seattle. Try raising an atheist, liberal kid here. You’ll find a few pockets of sanity, but sometimes I feel like I’m trapped in a cave with the goddamn Mountain Folk.

huge anti-abortion signs on the front lawn, with full-color graphic photos

I just don’t understand his insults. Like, on twitter I see his promoted tweets about “crooked Hillary”. Crooked? Really? That’s your insult? And wacky? What century is this? I feel like I’m listening to the penguin insult people.

This is a relief but we need a state and federal investigation as well. This young woman was exploited across jurisdictions and sent across state lines on Contra Costa County DA money in a clear instance of witness tampering in collusion with both Richmond PD and PD in Florida.

It’s a mess. People in Oakland are organized. They’re on it. There is a group called the Anti Police Terror Project that is doing amazing stuff-

Good. I hope she wins. There has also been what looks a lot like witness tampering in this case. The Richmond Police, who were also implicated, sent Celeste Guap to rehab. In Florida. Where she happened to be arrested for allegedly assaulting a staff member, making it really hard for the police to do anything about…

It’s really hard to ‘respect the badge’ when the ones wearing it don’t, either.

My old next door neighbor just moved two elderly dachshunds to California from Oklahoma, because they have some (mild) health problems and her daughter’s husband insisted that she either euthanize them or dump them in a shelter to be terrified and confused for a few days or weeks and before being euthanized. I’ve…

“The brilliance of “hot dogs” is that it references nothing, as far as anyone is concerned. It’s just an abstract collection of syllables that makes the bun dick palatable as a celebratory foodstuff, and not the subject of a David Lynch dream sequence..”

um im just here for meat dick pics. no meat dick picks? nothing i can salivate over? i have to imagine the meat dick? very unsatisfying

We once made hot dog shaped hamburgers because we only had hot dog buns available. we called them meat logs. great success.

I live in a small town, and have never lived anywhere else, but the answer is still a clear Would. Maybe just because I’ve hung out with crust punks so much, but this doesn’t bother me at all.

The crawlspace I feel would work if you were having a night out in NY that ended a little weird.

Hint: it involves this:

Pfft! I’ve known speed. This? Is not good speed. He’s waaaay richer than I (maybe?) so he should be able to afford something better than bathtub methylphenidate. If you’re going to risk heart trouble (or make already existing problems worse!) go for the good stuff! Whatever he’s supposed to be taking ain’t working,…

My, what a big, strong, virile father you have, Ivanka!

Meanwhile, my health is going to shit because I can’t believe there is still 54 days until this circus show is over. The past year has wreaked havoc on my health. I’ve torn out all of my hair, my head has exploded about a bajillion times, my jaw is constantly ajar and I’m just dumbstruck that I’ve lasted this far.

A daughter referring to her father’s “stamina” isn’t creepy at all. Nosiree.