Yeah, and then the fancy doctors will drop the biggest bomb of all: Clinton has a vagina filled with cooties ‘n’ cobwebs which makes her ineligible for higher office. Trump will immediately ascend—but not to Logan’s Run’s Carousel, more’s the pity.

I was wondering what Doug from Ghost World has been up to.

This one’s the best because of the two casually working in the background.

“Yes, Laura. This month saw an increase in patient intakes by 6% and Susan is currently giving Robert an epic blowjob. Any questions?”

I’m kind of intrigued by the woman who insisted her Jim Morrison shirt stays on.

This is actually a brilliant move on Amanda’s part.

I would like to wake up from this bad dream now, please.

Jesus......everything about his ensemble/look is just astonishing - from head to toe. Simply pairing the oversized glasses frames with the stripe-y beard would have been more than enough to amaze, but nope, he just kept going. It's like a DJ, mixed with the owner of a hipster bistro, mixed with a pornographer. And…

I never thought she did it until I saw this picture.

“thought it was reasonable for [the accused] to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

So did Amanda earn that letterman's jacket from the School of Hard Knox?

Hipster glasses
Weird facial hair
Ironic Ballcap
Letterman Jacket
Gandalf necklace
Zoobaz pants

After a moment Leghorn added:

“jumbo shrimp”

When asked for comment, fellow roosters had this to say:

Pretty sure any body language was more along the lines of “I canNOT believe we are actually briefing this fuckwaffle".

In a year where the established media seems to be willing to give airtime to whatever batshit crazy conspiracy theory trumpkins have about Hillary you know what’s not a crazy conspiracy theory? That Donald Trump, who has the Republican nomination for the Presidency and is within a few points of the lead, is reluctant…

I spent five years as a town zoning officer, and this gives me PTSD. “Sir, you can display any and all the US flags you want, any size, but you still need to get a permit for your ridiculous flagpole because it could interfere with planes. Also, I cannot help you with your Home Owner’s Association rules. No, we don’t…

Truth be told, Donnie sincerely thinks the flag is nothing more than a brightly colored permission slip allowing him to shove his entitled, assholish superiority on anybody he wants, anytime he wants.

I was personally offended by that because my grandfather died when the submarine USS Enterprise was destroyed during the German attack on Pearl Harbor so people like Trump can live in a free country, and he can’t even be bothered to know the correct number of stripes on the flag.