Lauer is an idiot. As soon as he started on the Iraq war vote & emails I turned it off. Was he taking interview tips from Andrea Mitchell?

What is wrong with iphones? I work in an ER and I have been asked hundreds of times if I had an iphone charger. Never mind that their leg is clearly broken, they need to charge their phone! Everyone’s seems to either be dead or close to dying. What is going on?

Rachel Maddow has been pretty upfront about the fact that she’s usually only dressed up from the waist up. You usually can’t see it because of her desk, but occasionally she’ll do something standing up and it’ll show.

How is her clothing distracting? Samantha Bee dresses like that every week. Seriously, that you’re calling her clothes distracting is 100% misogyny. You're better than that.

I lived in the Twin Cities with my husband for 4 years before we moved to ATX last January. The Jacob Wetterling case is nothing less than a tragedy that has haunted everyone in MN for almost 3 decades. For that gossip columnist to somehow dig at Jana over what she wore to work that day is disturbingly low. She truly…

.....(narrows eyes).......okay, but....is that LITERALLY leaving your porch light on for him, or just thinking about him every day when you turn on your light?

That is what CJ does, she is the gossip queen of Minnesota and stirs shit up. Prince literally wrote a song about her.

It really comes down to one word. Courage. The courage to move on and do something new that betters all of us.

How long until Apple develops a revolutionary tether, to connect your EarPods to your phone and prevent losing them over and over again?

Kyle Wagner? What the fuck?!?!!!!11!!1?

A coworker just pointed out that the new headphones look like dicks. No, not just dicks! The entire cock and balls ensemble. Look!

No. I’m not backing up using some jenky camera and I don’t want to be looking at a computer screen to be sure I’m clear to change lanes in rush hour traffic, or listening for some beeper to start screaming at me. #teamsideviewmirror (i don’t even know why i care so much about this)

Engineer: “Tim, what is the plan on the new phone?”

Cook: “Lose the jack, ain’t no going back. We got little to lose and much to gain because in my brain is a capitalist migraine. If upgrading the accessory becomes necessary then we see double green... shipping cash to Ireland know what I mean?”

I hope my 80GB version 1.3 iPod lives forever.

“You have to plug them in?” “That’s like a baby’s toy!”

Tim Cook has been exposed as the man Ice-T warned us about in verse years ago. “No Jack Hustler”

As someone coming from the UK to visit NC in a month or so, this is making me worried for the people I will be interacting with when I get there..

What an insufferable prick. But who’s surprised? There are just some hate-filled meat sacks out there with nothing else to do but profess their purity and goodness above everybody that is not them.

Kylie’s complete and total face and body transformation is SO SO BIZARRE to me?! I mean obviously I know plastic surgery is A Thing but I don’t think I have ever seen someone look so completely like different person (of, it must be said, an entirely different ethnicity)— I wonder if it is because she started getting…

His parents want him to grow up to be a rock star, duh