I believe that YOU arent fit for combat, but there is plenty of proof now and throughout history that women are and I have my CIB.

So... Why is one of the requirements bring able to carry a large weight for a large distance? Does it make you a better shooter? And wouldn’t you be dragging your fellow soldier out of a firefight, not doing a fireman’s carry?

Oh yeah, that reminds me - long nails in lesbian porn make me cringe when they finger each other :S Long nails have no business in being in porn in general.

IDK, the death of chill-seeming and/or long married couples is always sad to me. And I’m stuck at work and bored AF.

As someone who gets pocket dialed with an absurd amount of frequency (my name is pretty much always at the top of the contacts list), this is why you let as many calls as possible go to voice mail. Then, you can either delete immediately, or laugh hysterically forever at the saved voicemail from when your friends…

takeway was iman is perfection all- ways

Sadly, the bad lip reading videos has ruined me. All I heard was Rick saying, Hey you got anymore that bagel you were talkin’ about?

Ted Cruz is the cousin you don’t leave alone with your daughter on holidays.

Not only that... but you can follow all the laws and still be a non-resident alien not eligible for applying for green card despite being in the U.S. for 14 years and having paid taxes for every one of those years. I came to the U.S. on a student visa in 2001, worked on-campus as allowed by my visa , graduated and got…

Yes!!! Like, which one is it? Do we follow Europe or not? Fucking moron.

Harvard Grad who can’t grasp the concept behind Green Eggs and Ham and the worthless bastard is openly threatening deportation to someone who had the guts to reveal she didn’t have a choice in her current legal status.

“That’s what every other country on Earth does, and there’s no reason that America’s laws should have less respect than the laws of every other country on Earth”

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

Jesus, Ted. If they could find a way, most of your party’s voters would deport YOU. Stop trying to pretend it’s about immigration law.

My boxers just evaporated.

Doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking outhouse with no TP and a full hole of shit, They have intentions to do harm. They’re fucking terrorists and they need to be dealt with.

He is the thinnest one, so he gets to lead them.

Whiskey Rebellion Part 2: Redneck Boogaloo

Surround them and prevent them from being resupplied, then blast recordings of Hillary Clinton speeches until they can't take it anymore.

Throw them in clown prison.