Not to troll, but Greenwell is right. Ham isn’t good. It’s dry most of the time, and when it isn’t it’s because whoever made it used a shit ton of glaze so it tastes more like candy than meat. Make porchetta instead, it’s easier, cheaper and essentially just a roll of bacon. If you like the sweetness of ham, make…
Ham is mediocre, and when Drew replaced poop stories with grandpa stories the jambaroo got at least 50% better because of it. Greenwell has the good takes around here, and it almost makes up for the fact she’s a raiders fan.
Really? I hear them blow their horns in Elgin all the time. I live far enough away from them that it is kinda romantic and quaint rather than really annoying.
SAVAGE, I love it.
SAVAGE, I love it.
This was a fantastic read. Not worth risking your life over of course, but still great. I’m glad you made it out of there in one piece.
“There’s always next year... wait, fuck, no there’s not”
These elitist takes make me want to barf. Every fucking time an article about Chicago is written on this site, some pud from fucking wicker park has to shit on the ‘burbs. What’s worse is I feel like it’s one of three archetypes:
I think what hamno is getting at is that teens have been doing dumb mind/body altering shit since, well, the beginning of time. The article is a critique on juvenoia, not health advice.
This might sound weird, but if I leave the heat on full max after the initial warm up of the car, I start having trouble breathing...
Wait, I swear my last two oil changes have been with Amazon generic oil, did they change the formula? Or did Jalopnik just notice they do that?
I don’t know about that...
This whole situation feels eerily similar to what happened to Mike Fahey over at kotaku...
That’s a false equivalency. The fact of the matter is that we are here, reading these blogs. We are consuming this product for what it is. If Univision fires all the staff and replaces them with shitty writers, we’re not coming back. This also applies if the staff decides to strike, and Univision replaces them with…
I’m pretty sure if there were a bunch of high school kids writing for GMG, no one would be reading GMG.
+1 high note
Neutral: It is and always will be the much (unfairly) maligned Geo Metro
I know that we all are severely disappointed in Louis CK, and shouldn’t continue to promote his work, but he had a bit about this that was hilarious and spot on.
I think it’s referencing Pepe the frog.
No, eventually he’ll become so red-shifted that he will begin to fade out of the visible light spectrum and into the infrared spectrum.