Are you sure he’s saying NIN-tendo, and not EN-tendo? Because I called it that until I probably hit 7th grade...

Hot take alert: Chicagoans that bitch about people saying they’re from Chicago when they’re really from a suburb need to crawl out of their own ass. When people ask me where I live, I do my due diligence and respond with Elgin, which is followed up about 95% of the time with “Where’s that?”, thus mandating that I…

I love google, but God Dammit why the hell can’t they figure out messaging? I’m not the biggest fan of apple, but I do get jealous when I see people effortlessly use iMessage for all of their messaging needs (sms, via wifi, voice chat, desktop). As a project fi user (as well as having all of my current needs being met…

No, not good for them.

Hamno, I’m generally pro union, but I’ve also sat on a waiting list of over 400 guys waiting for work, unless we were willing to go sign second sheet in Bumfuk, Egypt. I’ve also heard horror stories of entire shops switching from union to non-union in a weekend because the contract was up, and the Union head…

I prefer Hydric Acid

That sound. THAT. SOUND. It awakens something visceral within me. Nay, something primal. Carnal imagery of savagery being done unto my enemies fills the intellectual vacuum behind my face. I have a strong urge to grab a chainsaw, dig a pit with my bare, sinewy hands and do battle with the devil himself.

Back in high school, I would shift my ‘96 taco into neutral and coast down the mountain I lived on in order to save on gas. There was only one hill I’d have to be in gear to make it up because inertia alone couldn’t do it. So one day, at about 70 mph, I have a brain fart and shift into reverse instead of drive (it was…

Also, Mealime (available on andriod, not sure about iOS) is a great meal planning app. It creates a shopping list for you based on a randomized set of recipes curated specifically to your preferred diet (ranging from paleo to Flexitarian), any food allergies or dislikes (black olives come to mind) and how many you are…

Drew, thank you so much for this. As a long suffering (now former) Chargers fan, I’ve been searching the web for a write up that would accurately describe how I’ve been feeling about the whole situation, as I’m not the greatest at articulating my emotions (I pee standing up and have a beard, thus I’ve resigned myself…

Hey man, Born and raised in SD. Moved to the Chicago ‘burbs 3 years ago and I have to say, the hardest rain in SD is just a typical summer spritz here. I think the primary reason why SD/LA have those great concrete river basins built out is because of the kind of soil they’re built on., just doesn’t soak up water very…

There’s a word for that ‘weird ozone smell’, Petrichor I believe.

Albert, you forgot to specify that it’s Lou Malnati’s deep dish that is wholly superior to all other regional foods, because a lot of the dipweeds here will think you’re talking about Giordannos pathetic, soggy, always too hot or too cold, WAYYYY too much tomato sauce-having excuse of a deep dish.

D’oh, Woody Harrelson, not Allen

Oliver Stone did it to Woody Allen on the set of Natural Born Killers. He would prod him constantly about how his murderous father abandoned him as a child and died in prison.

Hemit; A town where you only need to drive through once to see not one, but two men waiting at two separate bus stops that have obviously been beaten to a bloody pulp recently, smoking cigarettes and checking their phones like it’s no big deal on a Tuesday at about 10AM.