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Jez commonly skips right over Gen X.

I fell out at “ball ticks”.

Sure because fuck that bag of mediocrity. But maybe Timberlake needs his own curse. I also feel like he’s becoming his own curse.

May Les only know shame, failure, and the inability to have his thirst quenched when he drinks liquids.

I am not surprised by this at all. 

This is a nice reminder to never let some tool derail a convo surrounding #metoo with the bullshit about the man’s career. Not even a full year in time out and he’s getting standing o’s. 

“Can I ask my customer whether her spouse died?”

Yay, I found a sane person!

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with

I agree and I have this with a lot of shows- ***spoilers on concept not on actual plot****I liked it when it was more of a “scandal of the week” with an underlying larger scandal. When they drop the smaller scandals in favor for huge interconnected scandals it just lost what made it great to begin with.

My brother used to work at Target, and the best shoplifting story he heard was a guy who stole one of the display TVs. Which is kinda dumb, because the display ones are the banged-up ones, but the way he did it was sneaky. First, he’d cased the store earlier and knew when shift change was. He went in near the end of

If she’s calling him Junior Mint, he should be calling her Mulva.

Wait, was he a great big fat person?

Personally I like when Jez pretends they’re sick of things they continue to cover ad infinitum

I try not see anything with Matt Damon.

According to the New York Post, Fredenrich, the latest man to turn the Internet into his personal Tinder app, is looking for a relationship. He is particularly interested in blonde women who will send him nude pics and who “doesn’t take life too seriously”:

Yeah, I mentioned the production staff of which I count PR flacks.  Either way it’s the creators in the larger sense presenting their work.  More often than not, a bad trailer is indicative of a bad product.  Not always, but often enough.  I can’t see how this translates otherwise absent more information - information

I feel like I should fly a banner that reads “PETTINESS IS NOT A POLITICAL STRATEGY” over all these people’s houses.

I realize that being a progressive while ignoring the things that would mean literal, actual progress for the country — i.e the continuing march towards equality for all peoples — means you’re not really a progressive at all. You’re just a centrist or a Republican who wants more free shit and is less annoyed by brown