Yes.

Good for you. Have you made Guinness aware of your deep issues with their method?

I mean, we probably know what they’re really complaining about, but it’s possible they watched the entire hour to catalog individual burpees that should be discounted just out of an exceedingly vigorous interest in fair play.

How is what she is doing different from a real burpee? I can’t load the video.

No not really. I just shout my name if I’m in there and someone else comes in

Yeah, you scoff at Weiss but fail to address her actual point, which is basically beyond refute at this point if you’re paying attention.

Acrylamide isn’t an industrial additive. It’s a chemical that is made almost any time you cook starches at temperatures above 250 degrees Fahrenheit. You can make acrylamide from frying, baking, broiling or roasting — essentially anything that isn’t boiling or microwaving.

came here for this

Here’s an intentional dig: I thought Amanda Seyfried was Madonna in that picture.

Honestly, I was kinda expecting the Spanish Inquisition...

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

The only person more obsessed with maligning Hillary Clinton than Trump is Katherine Krueger. Shame Splinter enables this bizarre obsession.

“Should I plan to break up with someone at a restaurant?”

Sort of the way Tina Fey, Kate McKinnon, and Melissa McCarthy live in that place with dirtbags like Alec Baldwin and John Hamm? Like Pamala Adlon lived in that place all those years working with Louis CK, even though the rumors about his behavior were well known? The way all the women who work with Russell Crowe,…

I bet if she were “acting up” they would have diverted the plan with no problem. AA needs to get the shit sued out of them.

Oh for fuck’s sake. One-third of a shitty beer isn’t going to give your kid fetal alcohol syndrome. And if the drink you received tasted “odd,” SEND IT BACK YOU WEAK IDIOT. You are the customer and you have every right to receive what you ordered.

That would have been so good, lol. It’s been fixed now, though.

Splinter gotta Splinter.