The Splinter News version of this article will basically be the same, only with more demanding Hillary Clinton shut the fuck up, live in a hole in Siberia and never talk about anything political ever again. It will be written by a white woman who has no concept of irony of why it’s so dangerous to insist someone…

Are you asking me if Tyler Perry has become self-aware and realized his deep hatred of Black women is rooted in colorism that has plagued our community since the colonizers took us? No, I don’t. He did an interview a few years back that showed he had no clue.

Don’t forget the time she got canned from her job as Editor in Chief of Broadly, a Vice property, for being utterly inappropriate.

Ah, memories ...

YES! DELIA!!

Yes, with those big rubber boots!

I hope he learns what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

I do, actually! She played the best friend in In Her Shoes!!!

You are correct. The person with the most money and best lawyers wins. And in this case, a powerful, respected famous actor won. This should surprise noone. The moms win by default always is complete MRA drivel and it’s terribly untrue.

How were the refreshments?

Just remember the meeting where Josh Lyman compares getting his grandfather’s wallet back from Auschwitz to reparations for slavery. Or the fact that the entire main staff was white (I KNOW FITZ AND NANCY BUT C’MON), that they talk to and about women in ways that are problematic and downright degrading at times, and…

This isn’t Kinja Deals, bud.

Yeah, that column seems like Savage had an idea, and then spent 4,000 words trying to make that idea work.

Bless your heart.

You can’t just get regular blades anymore either. They have to be these five blade monstrosities with a moisturizing strip which just seems cruel.

I have to give it a shot of course. It’s Star Trek. I am too weak....

I dunno. I’ve really enjoyed all of the episodes this month. I think the stint in the Mirror Universe was generally very strong stuff, and quite enjoyable for the most part.

We are fucked

Please please please let this mean she is running for office.

SHE NEVER SAID YES