I need to know what fake dolphin shorts are before I can do anything else today. Help me, internet stranger.

I’ll raise you one Queefing Las Vegas.

I know, right? I’ve been calling him that baby with a song on the radio for weeks.
Still a baby, but so charming.

What kind of dumbass thinks they can keep their internet life private in 2017? I hope he spends every waking moment of his miserable little troll life reaping what he sowed.

Gosh, it’s so hard to get through life as an unchallenged tool. Poor Brandon. Poor, poor Brandon.

I must have missed your light-heartedness. My bad! Thanks for setting me straight.

K, but calling Sip a “filthy animal” is definitely trying to make Sip feel bad, right? Why do all these conversations turn into the pube discussion all over again. I’m never touching Sip’s legs, Sip’s legs have literally no impact on my life. Worrying about whether someone who isn’t you has dirty legs or not seems…

Generations of women before me in my family were dutiful housekeepers. Never any dust, or any item out of place, three home cooked meals a day, always wearing lipstick. All those women died miserable and bitter. Every one of them.
My house is a disaster and I give no fucks at all, because I’m not going to be bitter…

I knew this, b/c I’m almost her age, and I’m kind of happy she owns it. I’m pretty sure Cindy Crawford used to be 15 years older than I am, and now she’s apparently younger, according to her magic melon infomercials.

Your comments are a cool drink of water in this very hot thread.

I would have been fired if I went on strike on Weds, so I wanted to thank all of you who were able to participate and did. The women at my job were all very quietly cheering for you, and you inspired us to find our own, tiny ways to resist.

The bar was so low, fellas. It’s a big day for women, there’s lots of stuff you could have covered. Bobby’s the only one who even tried today, he actually wrote about women. E.C.’s letter said they didn’t give you much guidance, but was Bobby the only one in the room who read it and thought “Maybe we should write…

I like the cut of your jib.

See, now, not once did I blame anything on “Republicans” and you’ve spent this whole comment trying to create an illusion that every bad thing in Michigan is due to a political party rather than individual incompetence, which I’m sure we can both agree, crosses party lines.

My dad didn’t build cars, he built tank transmissions, but I’ll pass on your compliments, internet friend.
I’m about to approve a comment below yours that points out that Japanese automakers are unionized, so I’ll skip over that part.
How is Right to Work working for Michigan? That’s an honest question, but let me…

I seriously thought that was a show making fun of other reality shows, and now I’m just confused.

My dad worked for GM, as a union member, for 42 years. Because of the UAW, he was able to buy a house (not a fancy house, but a house), send me to college, and save a modest amount for retirement. We always had good health insurance, food on the table, and a little bit extra for luxuries like movies or going out to…

Internet stranger, you piqued my interest, so I just spent half an hour in the gaping maw of Google hell doing a search about this fella and his very white Jesus paintings.
Wow. I’m not sure how I missed him in his 2012 heyday, but I now look back longingly on those sweet, simple times before I knew the artistic…

Season one is short, like 6-8 episodes. Season 2 is probably the strongest of all six, so I’d definitely plow through all of it. Three and four are decent, you could probably pick and choose which eps you want to watch and not get lost. Five, I thought, was pretty great as a whole season, with some weaker individual…

You can, but hear me out on a possible reason why you shouldn’t use PTO if you can take the day unpaid (and can afford it). Income tax. When you get paid, so does the government. We want the government to feel a pinch, cutting off that sweet, sweet income tax money for a day is a good start. Plus, it’s a nice move to…