Every politician needs a first race, though. We’re going to be hearing a lot more from both of these women, even if they can’t topple an entrenched incumbent on their first swing. (But what if they can!) If they lose this race, there are lots of other races.
Tell your inner cynic too chill for a sec, the future of our…

I really hope the bird’s name is Wilson now.

Tree Paine?
I hope she’s everything that name implies she might be, because suddenly T. Swift makes a whole lot more sense to me.

I discovered my grays hold color REALLY well, so I’ve been experimenting with unnatural colors. The grays pick up more of the color, so it’s like highlights with no work. I’ve gotten side-eye from some youths, but you know, youths.

Experiment! Hair grows out. There are cute hats. The products are way better than when…

As a lady in tech, I’m delighted this book is happening. I can’t wait to read it, and buy copies for all my friends. Suck it, bros.

I just read this whole thread, because I think I might be a little broken inside, but I wanted to add to your excellent arguments about the Albright and Steinam quotes. Albright has been saying that quote for a good twenty years, it’s her catchphrase. She used it in a guest spot on Madame Secretary early this season.…

Indiana Bones? Whaaaat. That’s awesome.
I have a Loki, Rue, Widget, Bruiser, Moxie, Jude, and Callie, who is a calico cat, so it’s super unoriginal. It’s Selena’s House of Wayward Pussies.

Also, your little snuggles are adorable, and you should be very proud.

I used up Moxie and Bruiser on two of mine, but I think you have a Ripley on your hands, possibly a Starbuck or a Buffy. She’s a tiny, kick-ass lady who’s exceeded everyone’s expectations.

I’ve rescued seven cats, I talk to all of them all day, and I feed them meat-flavored baby food. I would wear a hoodie with my cats on it every day. I feel really good about my animal sanity today, too. If we’re the normal ones, should we be concerned?

Also, you’re totally spot on about cheese.

No jury would convict you.

Eight inches? This is clearly a sign of the upcoming spider revolution. They’ve been plotting for years, you can see it in their beady little spider eyes. You know one human could feed their families for generations. It’s only a matter of time, and now they’re getting bigger.

I feel like all of us in big titty city should go flop a boob at that gym in solidarity.

“Tits? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TITS.”

I really do think it’s great your family has had wonderful adoption experiences. I never looked at adoption from any other angle than happy-endings-for-everyone before my own struggles. I can tick off a lot more “ideal” adoptive parent boxes than lots of women I know, and it was still a dead end, and a double kick in…

I know you are coming from a good place, and your intentions are so good they’re shiny, but unless you’re a married, straight, white, Christian/Christian-adjacent couple in the US, adoption is much, much, much harder than it looks. Especially here in the middle states where Jesus is quarterbacking the HS football…

Hey! I’ve been eyeing the Kiyonna wrap dresses, but they’re kind of spendy, and they look a little shiny/cheap. How is the quality? Do the dresses have good seams?

Call me kooky, but I think apologies usually go a lot further when they actually include the phrase “I’m (we’re) so sorry.” I fuck up all the time, and being actually sorry, and saying so, usually does okay by me. Are there legal/PR/business reasons to never actually say those words? I don’t think I’ve ever read a…

Later, in the staff meeting, Dan presents all his interesting and unexpected findings, without a hint of irony.

Jesus Christ. Just let people fucking pee in peace.

"Jake's fake Pacey Witter hair. You're no Pacey, NOEL, you're not even Ben! At best, you're season 4 or 5 Xander."