THIS JUST IN: Steven Miller gots the ‘Rona.*

*Monstrous 

Reclaiming the act of flexing the pussy muscles from the man who literally named a part of the vagina after himself as if people with vaginas didn’t know about Kegels before this asshole stumbled upon them

Well, isn’t it always easier to direct rage at a woman than to put that rage where it belongs....on all the asshat males in the military who continue to turn a blind eye to the rape and harassment of our female troops?

Lifestyles of the Bitch and Heinous

No repercussions? So he can only play the drums one time?

How many times do you think Hannity hooked up with Earhardt before he realized he wasn’t suddenly having amazing luck at bedding random blondes from the office, but was, in fact, in a relationship?

May all of their bio children grow up to be radical queer atheists.

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

No, I don’t really know the job history or length of employment of each author.

Old man yells at clod.

Biden needs to smile more and take some Midol.

Kanye West celebrated the first anniversary of his Sunday Service  tax avoidance grift

The Big Thicc.

Dear Lord, what was Your plan here exactly? 

It was the ex. He was an abusive asshole, he threatened her with a sex tape she never agreed to film, meaning he filmed without her knowing, he attacked her and played the victim when she defended herself and drove her to an attempted suicide last year. And even when the courts found him guilty, they only gave him…

I still plan to Pokemon Go to the polls, thank you very much. 

Bennie’s apparently someone who’s proud to be robbed by the wealthy, not the poors.

Sheaux Tigers!

He used an AARP-15.