He knows. He has a 14 year old sister after all. I’m worried about all of those grown men out there who don’t have 14 year old sisters, and thus have no way of knowing that grown men raping children is bad.

You would think that a GP would have thought to take a routine blood test every few years? They may have found other dietary deficiencies and started supplementation sooner. That the parents also have no idea what their child normally eats is rather sad. Yes, he clearly didn’t eat his healthy lunch at school, but what…

Pffft...How dare you care about Context...

Exit Sandmann

More than a little disengenous; This is the new business of creating outrage with pure BS as clickbait. I mean, read this:

the house of representatives. 

Right, so the Trump WH is the inept, corrupt nonfunctioning government here. Kind of a self own.

WHY ISN’T ANYONE TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS! This shit is driving me insane! They make cameras that look like pens for fuck sake! Sneak one in! 

I will not sit here quietly while you demean cats in this way.

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

One could almost say that Russian leadership is having a real... meltdown about this.

Twitter account, @Rebecca1939

You know the clip people always use of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida? Well at least it takes us away from Alabama and Georgia

Stop doing the nighttime routine. Go sleep at a friend’s house for a week. By the time you reappear, your husband will have worked out how to put your kid down. It may be different from the way you do it, but all that matters is that your kid sleeps. If he complains about being underappreciated, you can tell him that…

“ hard won history & cultures. “

Holy crap, I’m ten years older than Ethel.

Right? “Oh my god why are you so obsessed with me?”

I spent my 37th consecutive one alone.  Yesterday I spent $30 on half-off Valentine’s Day candy.

You know, a really big asparagus salad would put an end to the debate once and for all...