Chip Roy (yes, that’s an actual name of an actual GOP rep) thinks it’ll happen if the Georgia vote goes to the Dems tonight. Check out all the dog-whistles:

Huh.  So I guess she’s not the only one in that marriage who likes to swing her dick around.  (Her gun being her dick.)

Don’t give Elon Musk any ideas...

Not enough time to go through the entire process, but possibly enough time to get to the House vote.

Nope...Raff’s on record saying that he recorded the conversation and wasn’t going to release it unless Trump tweeted like a petty bitch and misrepresented what was said.

The ironic thing is, nowadays she’d be cooler if she just leaned into that whole Bostonian thing.  Hillary, you don’t need Spain when you’ve got Smaht Pahk. 

My ITMFA t-shirt still stands: impeach the MF AGAIN. Seriously. Nancy should make this her last act as speaker (didn’t she say she was going to step down after 2020?). Wait until after the GA recall election is finished so her actions can’t be accused of tainting it/driving GOP turnout. On Jan. 7, call for…

Yup.  Elaine probably married Mitch because he was in a political position that her family could use.  Basically an arranged marriage between grifters.

12 senators and 140 congresspeople are....basically committing sedition at this point, right? Definitely pandering to a bunch of conspiracy theory swilling idiots, going against the will of the voters, and weakening democracy. They say that it won’t make a difference in Biden being elected, but the Proud Boys and…

I’m betting this pharmacist is also a “conscientious objector on religious grounds” to giving out prescriptions of Plan B and the like.

“Operation Warp Speed” = “Operation Pass the Buck”. The federal government passed the responsibility on to the state govts, who have passed it on to local administrators, none of whom are communicating with each other.

In addition to jail, this a-hole should be forced to either work in a COVID ward, or to dig graves.

Meanwhile, in Florida, the powers that be decided that the best way to do this would be to have all the elderly come to vaccination sites and stand in line overnight. Surely that won’t lead to any problems!

Any bets on what she’s going to blame for being in the state of “not who I am”?

The thing is, even if healthy people can get the virus and be asymptomatic....hey idiots, you’re STILL CONTAGIOUS. You’ve got the virus inside you and you’re acting as a dispersal mechanism. Does no one know the story of Typhoid Mary? And given the piss-poor level of testing in this country and the incubation period…

Yup. He sacrificed himself for the economy, so maybe his family will get a comforting hug from the stock market.

Seriously.  At this point I’m wondering if he has a lair inside a volcano somewhere.  I’ll bet Elaine could hook that up. 

I used to think that, until I met Frango dark chocolate mints.

Army brat here. I generally say I’m from “nowhere, we moved around a lot.” Although, my dad retired and got a job in Austria where we lived for five years, so I guess by the logic of the article I could say I’m Austrian.

As I was reading Alec’s comments, I heard them in Donald Trump’s voice.