Would this be Dolezaling?  Or just exoticism?  She’s not claiming to be a person of color, just a fake Spanish ancestry. 

The full quote was “He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting”

You need to make a clean break.  Block them on social media, block their phone numbers, cut them out of your life completely. 

You need to go before the Tribunal of Mixed Asian Heritage and see what they say.

Nah. You want a great movie set on a train with a hot Chris in it? Snowpiercer. (The movie directed by Bong-Joon Ho , not the TV series.)  Granted, they took Evans and grunged him up something fierce, but the movie is awesome.

If you’re going to risk jail to watch a Vangie compete, it better be a Mateo.  (Seriously, I didn’t even know that competitive jet skiing was a thing.)

Skylar = Karen in her 20's

This. I teach Gen Chem at a large state university. The vast majority of the students walk into the room the first day of class as pre-meds. That changes right after the first exam.

I dunno. Chris Evans has done enough to make fun of himself for being a Masshole (see for example, the Jimmy Kimmel “locker room guy” skit, as well as the Hyundai “Smaht Pahk” commercial) that it kind of makes up for inherent massholery.

The Germans have the perfect word for this: backpfeifengesicht. This roughly translates to “a face that needs to get slapped”. The measure of backpfeifengesicht is in units of Shkrelis.

I live just south of the FL/GA border, so I actually see a lot of these ads. Did Warnock ever actually quote Wright in one of his sermons? The ad implied that it was Warnock saying “not god bless america, but god damn america”, but maybe they just dubbed that track over footage of Warnock and hoped that voters would…

“preach prudence and then defy your own message for an extravagant getaway”

Yeah....the ex-husband’s getting mocked on twitter (“how bad do you have to be to get cucked by Martin Shkreli?”) but he should be breathing a sigh of relief that he dodged a bullet.  He married crazy, but at least they didn’t have any kids. 

This new UK strain has already been found in Australia, Netherlands, and I think Belgium. So it’s already hopped the borders. And the trains out of London were packed as soon as the lockdown was announced, so that will spread it around a lot too.

Boitano’s American.  Swap him out for Keanu Reeves, who apparently was a really good hockey player back in the day.

Especially “heritage”. When people (particularly white people) start going on about heritage....things can get pretty sketchy.

“I didn’t think the leopards would eat my childrens’ faces,” said the man who supported the Leopards eating people’s faces party.

Seriously. I’d pay good money to see Tom Cruise eviscerate Ron DeSantis. I’m lucky enough to live in a FL county that pretty much mandated masks everywhere, but elsewhere, it’s “muh freedumb” idiots who are encouraged by the fact that DeSantis is manipulating the numbers of cases and deaths to make it look not so bad.

Yeah.  We’ll all just chalk this up to being “locker room talk”.

She is literally being asked to get the hell out of Dodge, just for telling people to wear a piece of fabric on their face when in public. Wow.