“With Johnny, it seems to me there was one person who took a pop at him and claimed something.”

Maybe one of the Florida Keys? You know, visit them before they’re all under water due to rising sea levels? (“something, something, Chinese hoax”)

Her cat’s just going to knock it on the floor.

“The Democratic party is a far broader and more diverse coalition than the Republican party, but we still expect our candidates to be all things to all people all the time, it’s absurd.”

Yeah, I was surprised she wasn’t on the cover; she’s been vocal about Weinstein for years.

Dems need to hold off on any decisions until AFTER the Alabama results are in. If Doug Jones wins, Franken should resign. If Moore wins....Franken should stay. This is not only good math (gain a Dem, lose a Dem), but the Dems will look pretty damn foolish if they call for Franken’s head and then the GOP seats someone…

Seriously, I was just thinking about which dog happened upon this contraband. He must have been thrilled. “I’m a good boy!!!!!”

Freddy or not, there he goes....

“any possible (clear) evidence of trump mocking/shitting on his supporters”

Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders did that. Basically blamed herself for getting raped because she hitched a ride with someone. Girl, no.

Yeah, Trump voters come in 3 general flavors.

I live in Florida and visited U. Alabama last week. I breathed an audible sigh of relief driving back past the “Welcome to Florida. Gov. Rick Scott.” road sign. Our Gov. might be Voldemort and an actual criminal, but at least he’s not out there stumping for a pervert, Kay Ivey.

Huff Post has been on fire with their headlines this year, and today’s is definitely a winner:

“Yeah, I play video games and I like to watch people play video games. You play ice hockey and like to watch other people play ice hockey. Same difference.”

If the Obamas had busted out decor like this, Faux News and their legions of fanboys would have been yelling about how those Kenyan heathens are leading the “War on Christmas”.

I’m not your friend, buddy.

Yeah, I figure I don’t need to do my own DNA test because my nephew did his....we share enough DNA so that his ancestry being “boring northern European white people” means the same is true for me. There were also no suprises in the “find relatives” results, so, yeah, my family is boring.

The footage on election night when the rust belt state results started coming in and he realized he was going to win.....is GOLD. He is an incredible mix of horrified, petrified, and miserable. The only bright spot to this entire debacle is how much he must HATE his life now. He’s despised by people whose admiration…

They’re probably eagerly waiting for Uma Thurman to drop some mf’n truth bombs. As we all are. It’s great to see Rose McGowan vindicated. She’s spent a LONG time trying to warn people about what was happening.

Probably because Felix Baumgartner and Alan Eustace have done that already. He doesn’t want to follow the lead of two guys who definitely believe in science and have witnessed the actual curvature of the earth with their own eyeballs.