Either that, or McCain (photoshopping his epic “thumbs down” vote onto TIme)

....Baskin-Robbins always finds out.

I’m hoping it’s Mueller. Or Comey.

Great, I just did a database search for CoVFe2 alloys. It hasn’t been reported. I want to make this now and study its properties.

Yeah, these evangelical extremists basically carry out a completely self-serving perversion and manipulation of a major religion, plus they add a bunch of guns.

I dunno. “Pretty in Pink” was a Hughes movie, and one of the major points throughout was that Andie’s (Molly Ringwald) family and friends were much poorer then the other people in their school.

Was scrolling down to see if anyone else called it. Yeah, the “panhandle” is the rural northwestern part of the state that is closest to Alabama and has the highest concentration of Trump voters.

Yeah, you’re not alone. New headlights are obnoxiously bright.

Those problems are escalated whenever you have young men grouped together. The mindset of everyone in the frat house/sports team/military unit gradually shifts to the “bro” end of the spectrum. Do the experiment: put a nice, liberal, woke 18-year old in a fraternity. Four years later, you’ve got a raging d-bag bro.

Doesn’t surprise me either. The military is like a fraternity with guns. Alcohol abuse and sexual harassment/assault are things that are going to happen. I defy any currently serving military person to disagree with this assessment.

Rachael Ray feels his pain, too. Hell hath no fury like a pissed-off Beyhive.

Yeah, at least at “PoC” Thanksgiving, you don’t have to worry about how to deal with the idiotic uncle in the MAGA hat.

A plumber found the exact location of a leak from a pipe behind my drywall. It was so precise that it LOOKED like a miracle, but, nope, it was just logic. “Here’s your water heater supply pipe coming out of the wall....here’s the puddle on the floor, oozing out of the wall....so they should meet right....here.” (Cuts…

For me, it’s “industrial strength Work Bowl, after normal working hours” because my Home Bowl just cannot handle things without clogging.

Yeah, my dad was in the Army too....it’s pretty much a frat house with guns, and probably has similar philosophies about belittling/harassing/assaulting women.

It’s official: we’ve hit a HAT TRICK for non-apologies today, guys!

Sometimes pettiness is awesome, if it successfully makes the correct target butt-hurt. Here’s some heros who went after Nazis.

“The woman involved was upset by my actions and for that I am deeply sorry.”

A herpes sore on Florida’s taint.

“I feel badly that Ms. Menz came away from our interaction feeling disrespected.”