Whichever nation owns rhythmic gymnastics would own pole dancing. So, yeah, my money’s on Russia.

Yeah, Don, show us the receipts. Who’s the Kanye and who’s the Taylor in this phone call situation? Did Melania record it?

The President of the United States SHOULD be articulate. I don’t understand why some voters think that “he’s just like us” and “a guy I could have a beer with” and “he talks like us and says it like it is” is appealling. We should have a person who is better than the average joe at pretty much everything as president.…

“Pam motha-f*ckin’ Grier.” I still remember that outfit.

And, if you noticed, in that movie it’s the women who make the first move. Natalie Dormer’s character? Grabs him and kisses him. Peggy? Grabs him and kisses him. (Black Widow in Cap II? Grabs him and kisses him.)

But he has to be sponsored/invited by a group affiliated with the university, right? Who are the a-holes who invite these creeps onto campus?

Truth. I wouldn’t even put it past Trump to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

“Stop being a lil bitch, man”

“This argument assumes both that men fundamentally can’t control themselves around women and that the fix for this lies in, what, uniforms? Rules against socializing together?”

Not to mention all of the ultraconservative judges Trump is appointing at all levels (and these are LIFETIME appointments).

Mattis has never had kids. Of all the people having to deal with Trump, he’s probably the most clueless about how to handle a toddler.

Rex....take him up on the challenge. Make sure it includes a clock test. When Trump fails, we’ll have proof that he’s got dementia.

Weinstein himself was asking for this pass (he said something like “I grew up in a different time and I’m trying to learn this new-fangled ‘women are actually people’ thing”) and....no, dude, you’re not THAT old.

A LOT of famous men who did great things that were incredibly beneficial to the world treated women like crap. Looking at you, Einstein and Gandhi. If we pulled down all the statues of guys who were misogynists, there wouldn’t be many statues left.

Yeah, my take on the whole situation was “he’s just not that into you.” She may want the sense of security that comes with locking it down, but he is not interested and wants to remain free in case someone better comes along.

I can’t see “Mad Dog”/ “Warrior Monk” Mattis grovelling. I also can’t see him tolerating this situation much longer. Look at that thousand-yard stare in the picture. I’m trying to imagine what he’s thinking.

Because his testosterone levels have dropped enough by now that he’s not perpetually horny anymore.

What’s the over/under on how many abortions she’s had?

There were 62 MILLION of them. We have to try to figure out how the US educational system failed so horrifically that it produced 62 million blatantly and proudly ignorant people.

Yeah, that was one of my first knee-jerk responses to Rick....he’s basically like Gregory House in space.