something to keep in mind before accepting that murder-for-hire ad on craigslist

Weird shit regularly happens to me in Au Bon Pain, AMA.

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If you or someone you know is struggling with domestic violence, call the national domestic abuse hotline at 1-800-799-3224

I prefer pine nuts. Ersatz pesto = worst pesto.

I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

A 3-hour flight on Valentine’s Day a few years ago: Flight attendants rearranged a row of passengers near me to accommodate one woman’s giant stuffed teddy bear. Upon takeoff, I look over and there is the teddy bear, strapped in with a seat belt, enjoying a ginger ale.

Not the worst thing ever, but I was on a flight with my family to Chicago when this happened.

9) Become unstoppable force.

Ever since somebody told me that sex on ecstasy can ruin sober sex for you, I’ve decided I’m going to have sex on ecstasy when I turn 80. And if it kills me, which let’s be honest it probably will, that would also be a super epic way to go.

Benzo withdrawal, like alcohol withdrawal, can actually kill you. Opiate withdrawal usually can’t.

I’ll just say that I’m a veterinarian who does mostly small animal work, and I agree with this post 100%. If they didn’t do exactly what I would have done, they acted responsibly, and they tried. I don’t fault them for the choice they made.

You are probably going to get a lot of dumb posts from people (who haven’t spent a day in their life volunteering with homeless pets) about how this was all your fault. And those posts will list all the things you “should” have done.

This. Never had Xanax withdrawals, but opiates are way easier to detox from when your mind is in the game. Detoxing when I didn’t want to detox was like dying. Detoxing when I finally wanted to get my shit together was hard, but nothing compared to before.

Disagree. I had to take high doses of norco for over a month because of surgery. I stopped cold turkey because I wasn’t in pain anymore and was legit surprised by how disturbingly sick I got. Like an extra terrible flu. Luckily mine only lasted two days because the doc gave me the cure of... xanax!

Uh because legally binding yourself to someone has a number of legal benefits?

My parents are old now. They give so fewer shits. Still nice and friendly, but who boy do they curse now! And the blue humor!

customers were shitty to food service employees?! no way!!

It’s also known as “I’m old and I don’t care what you think.”