Come on, adultosaur. Either learn how to spell my name properly, or stop pretending like we’re friends.

My name is Colin too and you freaked me out for a sec.

hi colin.

The smell story made my day!

Or, perhaps, they asked her about all the good work she’s been doing with refugees, not her escapades as a twnty something. Just to be polite, you know.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought, “Well done? Really, Nicki? You can do better.” I like my steak pink like her first album.

That’s a good call by you Nicki on the wine but the Steak? Hank Hill said it best.

This isn’t about you.

As a non-American, I’ve always thought Obama is one of the best things that’s happened to America for some time, and in a way it’s a shame he can’t serve any more terms as President.

Did you hear the guy call him the “Reverend President” when he got done delivering the eulogy?

“I never felt Blacker”

Wait, you’re black?!

THAT EULOGY WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER.

I truly hope this is the beginning of the “I Don’t Even Give A Fuck Anymore Tour” from the Obama family because, seriously, they deserve it.

Veep. And you should definitely watch the hell out of it!

Veep! I made a burner just to tell you this

Veep.

VEEP!

that is 100% from VEEP