Write down a painful memory. Burn it and give the ashes to a friend.

MediaTakeOut is the Donald Trump of gossip websites: It’s loud, stupid and full of shit. They’ve never been right about anything, ever! Love ‘em!

Can we just ignore MTO...they are just trash. I don’t know how they avoid getting sued.

HOLY CRAP

Right? Embarrassing.

And can the so called progressives out there please refrain from the fat jokes? There are plenty of things to make fun of when it comes to Christie without resorting to fat shaming.

I don’t know what a Republican-cum-bridge is (I mean, I can hazard a guess... would Larry Craig toe-tap there?), but Christie seems like he’d be the perfect troll for one. =P

It’s a sad commentary on our country that I’m thinking Jeb Bush is the most reasonable Republican candidate. It’s going to be Bush v. Clinton and I will have to hang my head in shame abroad.

Nooooooooooooo.

as opposed to just humping their leg?

Aw, too bad- that show looks like something I’d watch the hell out of.

Pretty sure it’s the NJ Jagoff...

At least we know he'd never fire the White House chef.

On the same note, it could be Romeo Rose.

It’s a regular family house, not a sorority house.

Oh, come on, this is OBVIOUSLY The Watcher.

Fitz and Simmons clearly dressed as Steed and Peel, when asked who they’re dressed as reply “Young Winston Churchill and Agent Romanov”