Oooo! Are you really? My husband will be graduating from year 1 of residency on Thursday. *dances* NO MORE INTERN YEAR COME JULY.

Oh you and those brilliant yet nigh impossible ideas.

“being taller or the same size as kit harrington” is actually making me feel pretty great about myself rn, thanks MD

You Grow Nothing, Jon Snow.

if only u were on facebook :(

I don’t need a quiz to tell me Fighting Polish is my soulmate <3333333

Previous seasons or the one just released? I haven’t binge-watched the new one yet. :)

There was a quote on OITNB about soulmates by Big Boo I think. It was spot on.

My brain has been making crackling noises for 4 days now WebMD says I have AIDS pls help

One of my favorite comments on soul matery was made by a long forgotten comic who snarkily marveled at how common it is that we seem to find our soul mates in the very same town where we live. What are the chances! With seven billion people on earth, it seems like there’d be far more instances of one’s soul mate being…

I refuse to refer to her as anything else now

Yes! I couldn’t figure out why the parents and an adoptive sibling when full on attack with her, but it still seems strange that the family waited this long to come out with this. I mean, its been like 10 years. It just seems a little to convenient that they do this JUST before the case goes to court. Intriguing.

Jesus! How did I miss this gem? It would have been the one redeeming thing in this entire article.

She is literally the white devil.

Every time I read more about her I feel like I’m having a stroke.

That’d make a decent song. Also, Call Me by Miley Cyrus ft. Moriartysringtone is a salty biscuit.

Is it weird that I agree with her 1000% on this? What’s going on in this world where I believe Miley Cyrus is giving sound advice?! Somebody hold me...

“We”???

She has gotten so smart recently. This is basically my response to the entire comment kerfuffle that was going on in the texting “hey” article yesterday.

Miley Cyrus says “Fucking is easy. You can find someone to fuck in five seconds. We want to find someone we can talk to. And be ourselves with. That’s fairly slim pickings.”