No, I’m just gonna insist you wear a tiara, and since it’s my wedding it’s my rules.

If you procure a tiara for the occasion, I will invite you to my wedding so that you can wear said tiara. How’s that for a deal? But I’ll also require that you wear lovely past the elbow opera gloves, just to complete the look.

He was so cute in The Big Hit too. Just adorably dumb, but fuckable. Pity.

WOW. Thank you for your post—very interesting!

Did someone say shaking junk?

I was not expecting something so well-versed and knowledgable on an article about a forever boner. The more you know.

I love Channing Tatum because he slakes my lust for a “down ass white boy” in way I will never have again with the problematic Mark Wahlberg.

Well I guess the producers of Magic Mike know their audience.

Thanks for this - very insightful.

That is fascinating.

Wow - thank you for that!

That is the most adorable little flying fuck I’ve ever seen.

(Can you tell I’m going to study classics at uni next year?)

Thanks for the information. Those Romans were a weird lot.

Can I be your friend?

masquerade event. boom.

This is particularly interesting because Priapus more or less is his penis in terms of symbolism, so it is odd that he would have a problem with fertility. I think it is possible that the phimosis is more symbolic than anything else.

Perfect gif for this.