That’s a bummer. Kendra was always my favorite.

Get your parents to do it. People will ask if there’s a registry and your parents can say, “No, they would prefer cash.” It worked for my friends.

We just found out the tree that littering our backyard is actually a mature Pecan Tree, we are stoked!!

Walnuts4evah. Seriously guys, they are the best, especially raw. If you haven’t grown up in a place where people scoop up and eat raw walnuts, staining their fingers with deep purple iodine, well, you probably had a better childhood, but let me tell you, raw walnuts are heaven.

No one gets into my stash of stachios. I’d cut off their...fingers.

One of the best stories of my husband in his wild college days is when he ran away while drunk from a house party and was lost all night.... to wake up the following morning in a pasture, with a horse grazing next to his head. Apparently he had tried to liberate a keg (?), lost it (??), and gotten turned around…

One of my bridesmaid’s mom’s INSISTED on making our cake. Because she loved to bake and loved me so much and JUST. HAD. TO. DO. THIS. FOR. ME.

My wife’s best friend ordered a cake from a little old lady who ran a cake business out of her house. We used her for our wedding. Best cake ever, she would makethe cake the morning of the wedding. So, we are at the reception waiting on cake. No cake. We call the cashed lady. No answer. Finally we send a family…

Everything else after that point would have been MY fault.

One of my husband’s former roommates went missing the night of our wedding. Apparently he just ran out of the car at a stoplight and no one knew where he went. He was fine and I can't remember what happened exactly, but there was an hour or two the morning after our wedding where we all pretty much assumed that he…

There is no polite way to ask for cash. If someone asks family or someone else close to you they could suggest it, but you should never speak of it or post it anywhere.

Slightly related! I found out today from my daddy and my aunt what happened to our extra cupcakes after the wedding.

Awww yissss, my cake story made it!

Have members of your bridal party and your parents spread the word when guests ask them where you’re registered. Also, creating a very small registry usually gets the point across.

Okay. Midnight Pacific Time (GMT + 8), 3:00 a.m. Eastern Time.

You let people ask you or the people closest too you. Or put it on a website if you must. And don’t have a registry, that generally sends the message.

Nah, my only Rx drug experiences are all in the amphetamine family, so I’ve never even experienced anything like that. My mom said she did Quaaludes and said that coming off them gave her a hell of a headache - sounds a little like Janice Dickinson’s description of the day after the Cosby rape, in fact.

So what. I’m getting married soon and I’m dreading the thought of having to sort through gifts I can’t begin to imagine what I’d do with. If rather have cash and I’m not ashamed to say that. Everyone says asking for cash is tacky but no one can explain why. Take the $50 you would have spent on some weird kitchen…

Well, at least he *offered*. Cosby would just have drugged her against her will...