DO YOU HAVE VIDEO. SHE'S SO CUTE.

THAT IS A CATPOSTER AND I AM MIFFED! MIFFED!!! AT THIS...DOGGIE DECEPTION!!! DOWN WITH DOGS!!! UP WITH ACADEMIA!!!! DOWN WITH DOGS!!!!!!!!!

It seems like a good way to ruin a load of laundry.

The first time I had to report, I was 25.

I'm a teacher. That'd be a mandated report in my state, right there. I'm sick to my stomach.

I read Azealia Banks as Iggy Azalea because I'm drunk and I was like, "What the fuck is this tweet?" I mean, still, what the fuck is this tweet, but at least the young black life part makes sense.

If that's the picture of YoYo, he does not look to be having it AT ALL.

Thank you for the warning. You saved me watching something that would cause an adrenal/ stress reaction and probably keep me up at night.

I want those psychos arrested for that. holy shit.

Yeah, I had to turn it off there.

He's a "sugar daddy" if you don't marry him. If you marry him, he's a "good catch."

not after Brandgelina did it

I promise not to write an excel spreadsheet of all the times you didn't give me the sexin' I want and send it to your work email.

It is a personal choice. A wonderful, conscious choice.

I knew a guy that saw a prostitute in Amsterdam twice. The first time they had regular intercourse, the second time he asked her to do something weird to him. She lit his pubes on fire and called it a "Flaming Christmas Tree."

The last one in the UK is called 'munting'. I know because someone told me and i wish to god they did not. I don't think it is a real thing. It is the sort of thing drunk people make up for jokes. Sad lonely people.

I knew I was going to regret clicking, and yet did so anyway.

ARE PEOPLE JUST NOT AS WORRIED ABOUT SEPSIS AS I AM?

So I'm absolutely adding this to my ever-expanding list of reasons why I should move to NYC.