I wish I could give you more stars, but I can't.

I don't know. I'm still partial to Bette Davis' interpretation.

Absolutely the best. I wish Mark still did the full weekend beat. Or at least split the weekend between him and Rebecca.

It is some of the best weirdest Jezebel, I'll give it that. But I also have a penchant for reading stuff that challenges my tolerance for queasiness.

Well, I was just trying to help before you went all Frakenstein on the two ladies in real life.

No, it's a completely different thing that I found on the internet.

Why do those even exist? Terrifying.

Why tacos? Can it be pizza? I like pizza better.

70 character limit on headlines, bro.

I'd be curious if there were any hits from the in-game Eve Online browser.

Ah, I see. Well they have evolved a lot in the last few years! Which is no doubt why Haze is doing this. They need to find a way to stand out from the pack.

While everything you said is correct, how does this make the Haze cool, exactly? I mean, loads of vaporizers have that feature. My Arizer Solo has seven settings, the Plenty has a temperature dial, etc.

Hasn't the government given up on the headshop/paraphernalia tactic since the Tommy Chong bust? They know exactly what the product is used for, but with the growing number of states refusing to assist in the DEA actions and the low value of the targets, they have to reassess their priorities.

I have a couple ideas

I have to admit, I sort of admire the kid who was nae-naeing in the corner instead of sitting down. I'm sure I would not if I were working with him, but on its surface, it's pretty funny.

Please share these searches. I'm always surprised by peoples word choice. My favorite was "lesbian virgins."

Interrupting a self-fellator is the perfect use of a Precious Moments figurine.

Retail. Man comes into the store where I was working. Acts a little strange and shifty. I forget about him, because I have ordering to do. When I finished, I go to the back of the store to put some items away. Strange and shifty was on the floor with his pants pulled down. He was sucking his own penis.

Love the new Gawker logo.