She's going to have a record...for stealing THAT dress...SMH.

1. You're wrong about that, especially in a poor country like Mexico.

This is Orlando! You go big, or you go back to Kissimee!

That's okay. You are entitled to your totally wrong opinion.

That's what I thought. Cat with the attention span of a flea forgot that it was chasing a mole and decided it needed to pee.

I love how Phe-phe is Nene and Phaedra rolled into one.

Cats are nature's jerks.

Uh, she's a clueless idiot, perhaps. Yeah, that's it!

"A Philadelphia barista and water sports enthusiast..."

This is your best post BY FAR!!! could use a tad more (self) man hate though.

That cat read Tracy's article and DGAF.

why am i NOT surprised that Mr Rosebud is ALSO a water sports afficianado .

I mean, sure, you could automatically jump to the conclusion that he vigorously used her like the sock he used to hide under his bed as a teen, because why would any guy carelessly use his masturbatory accessories any other way, right?

On a Wednesday night, eight days after they'd last had sex, before dinner, with 2o minutes to fit it in? I don't mean to be judgy (I totally mean to be judgy), but that's... let's go with not a reasonable complaint... on his part. That's hey, take care of my dick real quick.

(non-verbal)

If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

Everybody rise.

"Rest in peace, Colleen Donaghy. You were 87 years young, 14 in demon years, and you went out of this world like you came into it: wearing a hat."