Wow, that Vanessa Williams story is FUCKED. UP. It takes enormous courage to come forward about sexual abuse, and I really admire her for it.

Yes, yes.

She can't believe she snarked the whooooooole thing.

I took your challenge not to come tell you to STFU and came back at ya with a little language razz. But I was (nearly completely) joking.

I couldn't resist and now I feel The Guilt.

Thursday is now SHONDAY. Rejoice!

I agree with everything you said.

Can we finally all agree that this show is horrible but for whatever fucked up reason we all just love seeing the sexy white president fucking the bad ass black woman?

You are the greatest GIF troll of all time.

Side note: This bitch has six kids aged from few months old to like, 19 years old.

DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???

Damn, I had impacted, un-erupted wisdom teeth, and it took a lot more than 5 minutes to remove them.

I always got a creepy vibe from this guy, all the way back to The Lost Boys, and now I think I know why. What a psycho.

JESSICA CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE OUR BYLINES TO THESE NAMES PLEASE? FOR MY BIRTHDAY NEXT MONTH THIS IS ALL I WANT. "Dirt Bag by Callie Buttman"

I love that bar analogy. That's so perfect.

SEIZE, YES. You took the words right out of my mouth. OR how about hold these social networking sites accountable? Push them for better filtering/reporting applications. The system these companies have in places for policing this shit doesn't work. We've proven that time and time again, with stories like Samm Newman's…

I knew there was a reason I never bothered to own a car: Their goddam insatiable thirst for human sacrifices.

Well, when you put it that way, it makes perfect sense.

Since forever, really, since the average life expectancy was about 20 years shorter a century ago.