Have you invented anything that stops your husband from going behind your back and giving your cat treats? That's what I need.

Unlike other automatic feeders, our intelligent algorithmically controlled system can make it hard for this behavior to happen by slowing down the distribution of food over longer periods of time. We can also know who is cheating and stealing because our scale weighs the cats each time they feed or drink and the…

Based on the headline, I expected this to be an article about toys for sexually pleasuring dogs. I was horrified (and inexplicably clicked anyway).

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Right! Sounds much better then the shit show that is described during the article. Who doesn't like a little rope bondage?

If this is a BSDM thing I'm totally cool with it.

You can have my boner when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!

They buy them so they can read the articles.

"The snide comments and casual racism here is just ridiculous."

you have made my day

This is true. Cause you can get buckets of free porn on the on the internet, so they should be non-existent at this point.

Probably when we men get our shit together.

"""WHEN WILL THE MURDER END!?"""

Jesus, this is weak even by 4Chan's standards.

Feminism is murdering millions of sad boners.

That or maybe they have to hide it from their wife so they can't just get a subscription.

Your and your husband are angels. I don't actually believe in god, but I can't figure out a non-religious metaphor that is adequate to your goodness.

Have you been to Houston? Everyone's a victim. Even people just driving through.

How abusers get their "Man Card" back after their victims leave them...