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This is not a happy ending.

*Weeps* I was a 90s child.

RIGHT IN THE FEELS.

UGH, DUDE YOU'RE KILLING ME!

I haven't seen that movie in probably 10 years, and I only started crying during movies like 5 years ago. But that gif just cause tears to projectile shoot out of my eyes. Guess I will never watch that movie again. Now I know.

as a separated parent living alone, this haunts me constantly when my son is over, which is often

:'(

This made me tear up almost immediately; I can hear Simba's voice in my head as I type

You know, I had managed to block this from my mind for like 15 years. THANKS SEIZE.

Oh jesus. Right in the feels.

It would have pained me to stop worrying about your apartment search and to start wanting to punch you.

MIND HACK! (the foot-in-the-door/face techniques do work, though.)

But it's not a mind "hack". It's just a shitty card that no one wants.

Or generic— Snookums, Pookie, etc. Oh! How about "To Whom it may Concern"

"Inspired by the music of Robin Thicke...." So I'm thinking three hand-picked dandelions in one of those empty mini plastic wine bottles? One of the flowers has to be a little droopy, though.

BWahahwahwhahwhawhahawhwahawhahwhahhwahwhaw This guy. He's killing me. Embarrassment by proxy.