This is how I feel about the Simpsons.

Eww, if the best thing you ate all week contained beets, I am so sorry. I think we should all try to talk like Gwyneth for a week and go around saying insufferable, stupid, arrogant, unintentionally classist things. I'll start: "I don't think you should be allowed to be a waitress if you have to ask the manager…

Dear Lindy, you are the best.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

yeah, I Q tests have been panned pretty consistently in the Education field for years, for the exact reasons you mention, it's a very very narrow view of intelligence and doesn't do any one any favours in terms of actual practical learning. It is good as a diagnostic tool, but other than that...

So true. A questionable measurement of a mere two forms of intelligence is not so useful.

I know, it is Paleo to eat people.

Human meat is pretty lean, many people who have eaten human flesh for survival have ended up dying rabbit starvation.

God, even though I have already ingested 2500 calories worth of Starbursts today, my body will only provide a total 22,820 calories to my fellow plane wreck passengers? I feel small all of a sudden.

I play by nobody's rules, not even my own.

At least it's not carbs.

"I understand that, as a public figure, I am held to a higher standard of conduct."

Because no one was injured by Solange and police were never involved. Solange isn't guilty of a crime.

She's a keeper.

I wanted to star this because I found it funny, but I'm a straight girl and don't count. So just know that in my heart, I am starring you.

Some balls on Israel. "Hey, do think we'll get paid if we just throw a filter over it and send it back." "One way to find out."

I would buy the shit out of these. And as a fan of all the female GI Joes, I would have been all over these as a kid. YUP YUP.

I read that page of Good Omens less than an hour ago!