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Go home, Lisa Rinna. You're drunk.

Wondering if the 2 men knew each other already and then met the woman, or if all 3 didn't know each other before they met in the bar. Not that it matters I guess. I just want to know.

Does anyone else block twitter accounts of people they don't know?

Even after "Rosebud"???

Oh Mark Shrayber, you're easily my favorite on Jez now. But maybe this is cause I am also exposed to all your Bay Area-based publication submissions too, being a San Francisco-dweller. But for real, glad to see your name around these parts a lot more than just on the weekends!

BITCOINS $ LYFE

If she was a CEO, I feel like she would've immediately gone to the "do you know who I am?" well. Mommy blogger it is.

It's amazing to me how squishable and fragile we are, but the unbelievable things that DON'T kill us.

Even my 4 year old granddaughter knew that the packet in the box wasn't edible!!!

I'm not seeing a lot that suggests that he's been there before?

True enough. I'm sure her digestive system has survived at least a couple of instances of her thinking her bottle of pills came with a bonus extra large blue pill with "DO NOT EAT" written on it, so an ice pack is probably small potatoes.

My kid ate one of those desiccant silica packets one time. I freaked out, called poison control and they said it's harmless. Scared the pants off of me though, because "DO NOT EAT" is printed all over the stupid things.

He was hilarious, even if he did stuff sometimes that made NO goddamn sense. My brother had a miniature pool table they would play on, only they couldn't get it to stay still.

Or die of whatever the hell was in the ice pack. I know they SAID it's non-toxic, but there is seriously no way that lady suffered no ill effects from eating that.

I want to know what she actually bought? Isn't the thing that you saw in the picture what you go for?

There's a chain called Houston's, although I'm not sure if that's the same as Houston Steakhouse. My Brooklyn-born grandfather stubbornly refused to pronounce it as anything other than "House-ton's" for my entire childhood, btw (he also referred to the Beltway as "the Belt").

For real, the ice pack story is my single favorite story submission ever — even more than White Tiger or any of the revenge stories.

I appreciate these comments more than you know.

SHE ATE AN ICE PACK?!