And yet my spec script of “Gary the ‘Gater ,Olympic crazy Ice Skater” cant get a buyer.

I KNEW he was making all that stuff up!

>>> “That sacrifice should be rewarded and that everyone except Uncle Ben deserves a second chance.” <<<

That is just one of the many issues that them opening the time travel box opened up.

Sham-Wow Vince did not make better choices.

They could! They also have time travel and access to other universes, so neither Tony nor Natasha had to stay dead and really nothing bad ever has to happen in the MCU.

Theon Grayjoy as an employee of Linus Tech Tips

Guy looks like if Bam Margera made better choices. 

I think that answers itself:

Tim Chalamet looks like someone Roman emperors used to fuck.

Oh, well if we can stretch that far, I’ll go with
Die Hard or Die Tryin’

Like you did to Sam Neill?

Thomas’s Crowning Affair.

It will only add fuel to the fire that her husband should resign or be impeached.

Is that what we’re calling it these days?

I think she’s got someone to do her taxes.

Tarantino and DiCaprio? My bets are on Werewolf: The Apocalypse.

Same and she wouldn’t have to pay me either.

(I’D have helped Emma Thompson.)