It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers

Listen, man. True stuff: we’re all dopes and morons for commenting on here. Every one of us has some weird fixation and obsession with tv. There’s dudes here that collect legos, those that love Marvel films, love Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate and Drag Race. I’m guessing at least two people here have a motherfuckin…

“If it wasn’t for Marvel films, I don’t even know if theaters would exist,” Leto tells Variety. He’s referring to the stranglehold superhero movies have had over Hollywood over the last decade, a hold so tight there’s barely room for anything else at the multiplex.

Keanu.

Yes. The answer is yes. Always yes.

And makes you just as sick.

That was satire, because no person that thinks like this actually had a girlfriend to begin with.

The whole “revolutionizes all of gaming” and “completely changed my life” stuff makes me realize user reviews was a mistake.  I saw a post on Reddit by a dude who claimed Elden Ring helped him realize he was in “simp hell”, so he broke up with his girlfriend.

They could just have them run in to each other somewhere other than Tatooine. They throw down, Kenobi gets away, Maul doesn’t know where he went, and it doesn’t break continuity.

Simplest answer: it’s a shot for shot remake of their encounter in Rebels, used as the post-credits scene of the final episode.

moist

All thinking “This detail fucking sucks but at least it’s not Tatooine.”

And so go we all.

If this headline doesn't become a pitch for a SyFy original then I don't even know what we are doing here.

So the developer is a loser. Got it.

Bearded men and robot fucking is what’s going on in The Black Hole. It’s kinky as hell!

What the actual fuck?!

I used to think this but in retrospect its not worse than Thor 2

I HAVE ENJOYED YOUR WORK AND LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU SOON.
NOT IN MY PROFESSIONAL CAPACITY, I SHOULD ADD.

Hey folks. I just wanted to drop in and say thank you to everyone here for all the kind words, and also for reading what I’ve written at The A.V. Club these past nine years. I know I wasn’t always the most consistent presence in the comments, even before the Kinja transition, but I dipped in fairly regularly, and for…