Official Games Workshop Sexy Meat Mountain Spokes Person.  

It's simple - OP is jealous. 

Literally what I wanted to post, take your star. 

Goggins makes anything immediately better. Even the relentlessly mediocre Unicorn.

I don’t mean this to sound how I’m sure it’ll sound, because I love me some Walton Goggins and think he’s a handsome man, but... holy shit, he kinda DOES look like a Fallout ghoul and I absolutely see him in that role.

I’m all Tom Hollanded out.

I’m not that into VR. How much for just having someone make me piss myself?

Not only is the song “from a different time” but it was ostentatiously a joke. Had this Tekken dummy composed a whole catchy song instead of invoking human rights and painful, pointless surgery she would probably be in better PR shape

Oh good, I thought I was going to have to do this myself.  

I would say it’s more than the vaccines and more how he deals with anyone opposing him. 

Yeah but something about the constitution!

I wish I could give you a billion stars for this.

Really? What a bunch of absolute snowflakes. This is the hill they want to die on? Getting vaccinated.

<reads only the title><begins smoking 2 packs/day>

The twist is that Colin keeps all of his negative impulses in check for the public by purging them in his hobo-filled murder dungeon.

Kanye’s drifting a sportscar in a snow-covered parking lot.

There’s definitely black ice on the road and no one is slowing down. 

There’s some truth to that, but... you do know that there are numerous groups within Christianity that, um, do that stuff? That aren’t dogmatic and do keep an eye on changing times?

Ford is the other obstruction.

Good.