LOL!

You have to understand.  The rage explodes quite quickly down here, but the actual change?  Not so much.

After I watched it 25 times, I finally found it hard to get past some obvious faults in it.

Aggressive spray tans? Oh my god, that is nowhere close to descriptive enough. It’s like someone dumped 40 bottles of Clairns in a Wagner Power Sprayer and just imagined they were putting 6 fresh coats on the barn.

Yeah, good point. Still, it seems like if I’m talking about someone who, say, holds a family hostage, grooms pre-teens, sets up cult-like environments, etc. getting chastised for not using something that person prefers to be referred to as is taking it a bit far.

We prefer the term “groomed” as it is the hot buzzword right now, thanks.

I write grant proposals for non-profits.  The vibe is “Hurry up and beg for money faster while we don’t give you the information you need to complete the proposal!”

I am genuinely confused but, well, sure? Also, once you take people hostage and start choking “friends”, are we still required to use your preferred pronouns on threat of being chastised?

If you think I’m ever going to apologize to Phenix City, Alabama, hold that breath and I’ll call the ambulance to come get you.

Yeah, she best not come round here and talk about The Rock being a great actor. I got FILES on that shit, bet!

“You never see Khia” would have sufficed.

Okay, first off, I will talk about Shane Falco any way I gat damn please!

The fact Keanu Reeves is getting any work after Thumbsucker still boggles my mind.

I don’t know how to think about this. On one hand, Discovery + probably looked at WBs books and said “WTF?” and decided hard boot the DCEU with a couple exceptions. We could hope they have a plan to find someone who can actually manage the IP with some Feige-like foresight.

Ice Road Beauty Hoarders

Whew. For a second there I thought RuPaul was gonna step in and give Monet X Change another free pass.

See, I was confused.  These articles made it sound like whoever buys it can’t have her return no matter what, like it would be a copyright infringement or something.  I really want her to come back for Shadow of the Tomb Raider.  If there’s a game in the series that she’d fit perfectly in, that’d be it.

Yeah, don’t know what happened but somewhere around Jason Bourne it seems like she kinda did a Rooney Mara and slipped into a sullen girl archetype.  The thing is that if they’re going to follow the reboot of the games, she’s absolutely who I’d want to do Shadow of the Tomb Raider.  A sort of broken soul questioning…

So, wait.  If someone snatches it up, they can’t cast Ally V for the sequel?

Okay, this is gonna sound out of left field, but if the show goes on, I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if Jon Stewart took it over. I know, it sounds insane because Tina Fey and Seth Meyers but the thing is that Lorne wasn’t one of the cast, he was the god of the cast. His position needs to be filled by someone…