Didn’t everyone know this? Hm. Maybe not.

GoFundMe? No, no, no. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. It’s BroYouOweMe.

It is a very calm response... but I read this part:

Not bad.

Gotta lose the f bomb... Unless that’s outlaw country then you need it 3 More times

I stopped reading at the second song line. That was enough for all the stars that I could give. Yes I’m a child.

It should be the new way to cross the finish line to end the race! (Only if there is enough space/clearance from other traffic).

Marco Andretti winning a race... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

actually... its faster in reverse... coz i like to get out of trouble faster than i got into it.....

Why are you confused?

You should never fire more than a dozen bottle rockets from your butt crack...

i really did LOL at that one. flying paddleturd.

My Father was a dick who cared more about smoking weed while in the Army and after than teaching me much of anything. You got lucky.

I’d like to posit the theory that the safest vehicles are brown, diesel, manual, volvo wagons from the 80s. If everyone drove such a vehicle, the risk of a high speed collision is effectively zero.

Word is she was allegedly watching Lord of the Rings on her iPhone at the time. Unconfirmed.

Alexa, please order me a barrel of lube

God that interior is grizzly. I can’t even bear to look at it.

The correct answer to that question is,

My dad lives on a street where they decided to replace the sewer pipe. Because of location, the sewer was roughly 30 feet down to the top of it. (On a hill) This was over a 12 block span.