GoFundMe? No, no, no. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. It’s BroYouOweMe.

It is a very calm response... but I read this part:

Not bad.

Gotta lose the f bomb... Unless that’s outlaw country then you need it 3 More times

I stopped reading at the second song line. That was enough for all the stars that I could give. Yes I’m a child.

It should be the new way to cross the finish line to end the race! (Only if there is enough space/clearance from other traffic).

Marco Andretti winning a race... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

actually... its faster in reverse... coz i like to get out of trouble faster than i got into it.....

You should never fire more than a dozen bottle rockets from your butt crack...

My Father was a dick who cared more about smoking weed while in the Army and after than teaching me much of anything. You got lucky.

I’d like to posit the theory that the safest vehicles are brown, diesel, manual, volvo wagons from the 80s. If everyone drove such a vehicle, the risk of a high speed collision is effectively zero.

Word is she was allegedly watching Lord of the Rings on her iPhone at the time. Unconfirmed.

Or you can put a lime in a natty and get the same thing

Alexa, please order me a barrel of lube

God that interior is grizzly. I can’t even bear to look at it.

Coupes are verrrryyyy pretty.

In my house, champagne/cava/whatever bubbly gets served never lasts long enough to go flat. When I have dinner guests and we break out the bubbly, it’s consumed quickly.

So, reading between the lines, my Batman glass on a Tuesday night is okay as well?

Ya hear that tomato, you’re past your prime.