Seeing people type “walla” instead of “voila” makes me irrationally angry.

“Walla?” They mean voila, no? Jesus that’s painful for so many reasons.

“Until this happened,”

Awww, I think he tried the “high five” move, which is good for kids - much lower commitment and less intimidating than a hug or handshake.

I don’t understand what you’re trying to say. If the dog had been in immediate danger and no one was coming so you said “fuck it,” and rescued the dog yourself, under the old law he could have potentially sued you for damage to the car, now you would have a pretty straightforward to that lawsuit which would likely…

Look, this is a space where women congregate. Maybe you have chosen this space because you think it will be more sympathetic and people will listen to you. There’s a fair amount of off topic chatting people will have but it mostly starts in a related to the topic way.

I would not object. I also would not object to falling in love with Taye, Idina gets jealous at first, she sees how good I am with her son (supportive, but not trying to replace her as his mother), she decides I’m cool, we become besties who get coffee together, Taye at first is mildly annoyed and confused but…

How was Apple supposed to know when they offered him a job that he wouldn’t bother quitting his old one?

Seriously, Leonore is 2 1/2. I’m sure she is up and ready to go early. And also, can we please remember that while Swedes have amazing English, some phrasing might not be 100% the same (I know, my family is Swedish and there are some little quirks when they speak English). I think she probably meant she wakes up…

I took that as her kids wake her up? I know my 7 year old wakes us up at 6:30 on the weekends.

What? I didn’t realize there was an income requirement to be a proper mom?

WTF Jezebel. So she’s got lots of resources. She’s still a mother. She can still be hands on. She didn’t ask to be born in her position.

What’s your point here? That she can’t call herself normal because she’s rich and titled? I mean, why…

Yeah; as other commenters are indicating, she is likely a fairly normal mom for the Nordic countries in which there is a safety net and benefits of which Americans can only dream. We tend to forget that in many other countries, citizens do not live with the same extreme economic insecurity as we do: they have health…

She’s not exactly flaunting her royalty afforded ease and it sounds like she’s pretty hands on. Not sure reading into things is appropriate. I mean, what is normal? I’m pretty certain there are multiple degrees of normal (agreed, princess /= normal). And though she had major major privledge, sounds likes she’s pretty…

Them, and the forced-birth douchebags what say “you can just give it up for adoption” as if pregnancy and childbirth weren’t a huge goddamn ordeal.

Let the circus begin. No matter what happens people will still find a way of blaming Angelina . They still hate her for ‘splitting up a marriage’ and Brad came out of that unscathed even though he’s a grown man who can be held accountable for his own decisions. Christ I’m now ranting.

The irony, of course, is that if Trump or any of his like-minded followers were also randomly stopped and frisked, they’d lose their goddamned minds. They’d be screaming about the Founding Fathers and the “police state” in no time.

I like the experience of being in a sexual position when you’re not supposed to be in one.

It should be noted (as ad infinitum has patiently stated in Anthony Weiner threads a bunch of times) that his first sexting scandal involved a woman who was an adult but didn’t consent to it. It was totally unsolicited sexual images sent to a woman who had not expressed any sexual interest in him, she was just a fan…

Is this in the ballpark?

I’m starring you for a thoughtful response. But, of course, there are insecurities, here. The whole idea of ‘joining’ and not being a ‘loner’ to begin with: you’re part of a crowd, a cool crowd, a crowd that is defined by Vera Bradley.