I hate everything about this

What made Nancy stupid and showed she had low self-esteem? That she wanted to have sex with her boyfriend? Yeah, her boyfriend was a dick at times, but it turned out, he was a dick because he had shitty friends and he ended up being a stand-up guy in the end. Barb couldn’t even handle Nancy buying a nice bra. Barb…

Do you remember that time? You know, when you were the press secretary for the president? Yeah. That was awesome. 

Starred for the Elisabeth Bathory reference.

a little anecdote:

I have this one friend who is an overachiever and massive FB bragger/humblebragger. She has posted many times about her fucking fit bit and various information it produces, including screenshots. She’s trying to be “funny” but the bragging is so clear. For reference, she’s about 5'6", 115, and a nearly compulsive…

he seems like the guy who takes really aggressive bong rips

I would be supportive of her position if I was given the opportunity to shove her face into my butthole and fart up her nose once per day.

A Paper Zelda RPG would make me ejaculate far more in distance and amount than ever possible before.

You’re a Philly fan and you have the audacity to talk about Boston being a racist town full of bad fans? Philadelphia has the worst sports fan base in the country and all of your teams suck hopelessly. Philly was home to one of the pound for pound greatest boxers in history in Joe Louis. He was also a civil rights…

He didn’t join the nazi party! He’s just a part of the entrenched libertarian elite who think that he can work with these very reasonable people who just hate non-whites, women, queers and trannies! You know the underclass!

Dang, Obama’s crowd didn’t just extend all the way back to the Washington monument, it was also girthy af.

Hey don’t be racist! Those uneducated babies can be any colour, so long as they’re willing to die overseas.

It reminds me of looting during a riot. trump and his billionaire cronies have broken into the white house and are looting america for as much as they can before they get caught and thrown out by law abiding citizens.

i’m sick of this shit, we dont’ need Bernie Sanders, we need Robbespiere

Thiel is a disgusting fucktard. He should be shot into the sun.

Mac and Dennis moving to the suburbs singlehandedly validated this season for me. Dennis’ descent into madness is one of the very few times my wife has found this show to be funny.

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!