You elucidate one of the most difficult aspects of the process of adulthood and individuation. A therapist once said to me: Your family may be insane. But you are not. Stop trying to justify/integrate their insanity. Stop trying to rescue. Let other people sit in their own stew. Protect your own soul.

It’s like “to serve man”, except the title of the book was originally translated as “how to cook humans” in the first place.

Jesus was known for keeping company with more than one outcast from society.

It’s tough even for people down in the trenches. Just check out back columns of Dan Savage’s “Savage Love.” Even he struggles with these issues.

You and I could be friends.

Ahhh, the “Obama made me do it” defense.

Dude.

Seriously, like impressively bad.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

These would be perfect if I allowed my sub to wear anything.

I think y’all uploaded the wrong audio.

You’re missing the part where he talked about how Trump dipped his balls in it and told Christie to “give the yuge prunes a polish”

if I had read it in a Tom Clancy novel, I would have laughed at it.

Damn it. Fuck off, Kevin Smith. I respect the man’s love for comics, but he’s absolutely the worst.

Oh, I read that book. It was very interesting— especially when Greg explained Tommy’s past and his motivations for doing the movie.

You mean the guy who turned himself into a ghost so he could fuck a virgin but not really fuck a virgin who would give birth to himself so he could kill himself but not really kill himself and then come out of a cave and be like, “Just kidding you guys, now you know that you have to stop sinning because I killed…

It’s not chicken grease.

FAKE NEWS!

I think they believe, still, they can get him to resign.

I’m surprised more noise hasn’t been made of the fact that the White House website STILL says that Obama is the president. Check it out:

Because.