He didn’t join the nazi party! He’s just a part of the entrenched libertarian elite who think that he can work with these very reasonable people who just hate non-whites, women, queers and trannies! You know the underclass!

Dang, Obama’s crowd didn’t just extend all the way back to the Washington monument, it was also girthy af.

Hey don’t be racist! Those uneducated babies can be any colour, so long as they’re willing to die overseas.

It reminds me of looting during a riot. trump and his billionaire cronies have broken into the white house and are looting america for as much as they can before they get caught and thrown out by law abiding citizens.

i’m sick of this shit, we dont’ need Bernie Sanders, we need Robbespiere

Mac and Dennis moving to the suburbs singlehandedly validated this season for me. Dennis’ descent into madness is one of the very few times my wife has found this show to be funny.

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

Classic abusive technique of narcissists. Anything you accuse them of is flipped right back around on you, so now they are the true victim.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

My stars! He’s not an adorable little antebellum dandy throwback? And instead a craven little shitweasel? I think I’ve got the vapors!

That’s because it’s socialist soccer. If it was fuhbaw or baebaw, he’d be shoveling gold coins into giant canvas bags.

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

Hey, you’re right! You know, this is kind of fun.

I see these and always think, “Calm down bitch, it’s a salad.”

Ia! Ia! Ia!

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Overloaded leather is also his online dating profile name.

Where can I read more of this?