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The best part about Drew eating people is that she can also easily cook them to her desired temperature.

Fuck Megyn Kelly. Fuck the normalization of her racism in the name of feminism. She blamed Sandra Bland for her own death, wants to keep white neighborhoods segregated, and thinks talking about the existence of racism makes you a whiner but when Ferguson cops were caught emailing racist garbage to each other she

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, maybe I could afford to buy a house in the market they destroyed.

I think I figured it out?!

Came for this. Thanks.

Auferre, trucidare, rapere, falsis nominibus imperium; atque, ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.

Chrissy Teigen is just....awful

does anybodys life really matter. Are lives are a meaningless specks in the vastness of the space, here for a less then a second compared to the age of the universe ; we will all die and it will be like we were never here . Nothing we do matters, our lives don’t matter. Happy holidays everybody.

Pictured: Trump and his private security team.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Well, shit. That was goddamn hilarious.

WHAT IS THAT FROM?! I NEED to see it in its entirety.

Screw the Trading Places reference. The guy has Rod F’ing Beck as his logo. That’s the +1.

 Julian Fennessy, co-chair of the IUCN’s giraffe and okapi specialist group. “It is timely that we stick our neck out for the giraffe before it is too late,” he said.

Always follow the Orange Juice.

That just sounds like a killer dad joke.

It’s so hit and miss the the MJ stories. Lots of people have stories about how big of a dick he is, and a seemingly equal amount of people have stories about how nice he is.

Almost like he’s a human being with good days and bad days.

I heard a story thirdhand from a Guitar Store employee in LA that Roth once walked in, talked shit about Eddie Van Halen without any prompting, then smoked a HUGE joint with said employee in the alley behind the store. Then they go to get pizza and the entire ride over Diamond Dave, is singing “I got it baaaaad,

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the